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Saturday, 05 July 2008
You Don't Mess With The Zohan Print
Written by Ben Loupe   

Talk about a risky project. Adam Sandler plays Zohan Dvir, an Israeli counter-terrorist who moves to New York to become a hairdresser. Along the way we have a plethora of sexual innuendo with middle-aged ladies, jokes about penis size, cruelty to animals (cat hacky-sack just for starters), and terrorism jokes. It's a good thing Mr. Sandler owns his production company; he'd be hard pushed to sell this project otherwise.

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Every Sperm is Sacred Print
Written by Dylan Thomas   

In 1983 Monty Python in the Meaning of life sang Every Sperm is Sacred. Well it turns out this fact is indeed true. It appears the introduction of the Human Assisted Reproductive Technology (HART) Act 2004 (which allows the snot gobblers conceived through donor sperm, access to secure information about the donor’s identity) has put a dampener on those willing to spill their seed into a plastic cup.

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Introducing...Josie Rio. Babe of the Month Print
Written by BM team   

Despite living in Australia, there’s one thing you can be assured of, Josie is still a kiwi girl at heart, even if the accent bares a slight Aussie twang – she eats her ice cream sprinkled with Milo – which is practically a New Zealand tradition.

Having recently completed an acting course with ACTT and a television presenting course with On Camera Connections, we’re sure it won’t be long before you’ll see BM’s Babe of the Month, joining the cast of Neighbours, or even better getting a starring role on Shortland Street.

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